Wednesday Bulldog I Hate People Women's T-Shirt

She’s not grumpy.

She’s just disappointed you showed up.

The Wednesday Bulldog I Hate People Women's T-Shirt brings together classic English Bulldog attitude and a dark, deadpan Wednesday Addams-inspired look. With her unimpressed expression, crossed paws, long black braids, and gothic outfit, this Bulldog looks like she has exactly zero patience for unnecessary human interaction.

Underneath sits the message that completes the mood:

“I HATE PEOPLE.”

An eerie green background with bare black trees gives the artwork a spooky gothic feel, while the Bulldog's naturally serious face makes the joke even better. It’s Wednesday-style attitude reimagined for women who know that sometimes the best company has four paws.

Wear it during Halloween and spooky season, or make it your year-round uniform for grocery runs, dog walks, coffee runs, and any social event you would rather have declined.

This funny women's Bulldog shirt also makes a great gift for Bulldog moms, English Bulldog owners, introverts, gothic dog lovers, Halloween fans, and anyone whose dog is considerably higher on their favorite-people list than most actual people.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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