Wednesday Bulldog I Hate People Sweatshirt

People? Hard pass.

Bulldogs? Always.

The Wednesday Bulldog I Hate People Sweatshirt takes the famously unimpressed English Bulldog expression and gives it a dark, Wednesday Addams-inspired twist. With long black braids, a gothic black outfit, crisp white collar, crossed paws, and a stare that could end a conversation before it starts, this Bulldog has mastered the art of being completely unbothered.

Front and center is the message:

“I HATE PEOPLE.”

An eerie green background filled with bare black trees adds a spooky pop of color, while purple accents give the design even more Halloween personality. Against the black sweatshirt, the artwork stands out without losing its dark gothic feel.

It's the perfect combination of Bulldog attitude, Wednesday-inspired humor, and introvert energy.

Wear it for Halloween, throughout spooky season, on chilly dog walks, while lounging at home, or whenever you want your sweatshirt to handle the small talk for you.

It also makes a funny gift for English Bulldog moms and dads, Bulldog owners, Wednesday Addams fans, introverts, gothic dog lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever cancelled plans to stay home with their dog.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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